6 6 2015 - INTERMISSION - FREAKSHOW

6
6
2015

INTERMISSION

FREAKSHOW

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“I’m just a musical prostitute, my dear.”

– Freddie Mercury

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ringmaster w/ megaphone cone—

dames & banshees!
salamanders & dandies!
gather ‘round one 'n all ye!
the world renown’d
FREAKSHOW
in town
and the monkey rent’d a $5.00 tux for the occasion!

we'z got oddballs!
miscreants!
lab experiments gone dastardly!
and all that’s matter-factually beside
The Main Attraction!

Featuring!

THE STRONGEST MAN ON EARTH

who against the odds 'n fickle haphaz'rds—
will brazenly attempt to lift
2
near-fully-grown
men
over his head
with one arm alone,
all while wearing a banana-yellow leotard 'n matchin’ ballet slippers!

criminy!
i tells ya, folks—
if the maniac pull this rabbit out the hat
we’s gonna strike a match,
blast Wonder Woman out a cannon,
and lay a 1:2 punch t blondyn’s kidney
til the cat make a cameo!

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-ringmaster chucks megaphone,
pulls half-smoked cigar out his back pocket,
leopard bikini woman passes by, lights it.

-ringmaster—

“blast his gumption, i tells ya—
an’ for what’s that cat
so set on respectability, anyhow, huh?

would ya talk to him darla?
try again—think he’s having a bad hair day, that’s all…
weather gets him.

blondyn

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