dames & banshees! salamanders & dandies! gather ‘round one 'n all ye! the world renown’d FREAKSHOW in town and the monkey rent’d a $5.00 tux for the occasion!
we'z got oddballs! miscreants! lab experiments gone dastardly! and all that’s matter-factually beside The Main Attraction!
Featuring!
THE STRONGEST MAN ON EARTH
who against the odds 'n fickle haphaz'rds— will brazenly attempt to lift 2 near-fully-grown men over his head with one arm alone, all while wearing a banana-yellow leotard 'n matchin’ ballet slippers!
criminy! i tells ya, folks— if the maniac pull this rabbit out the hat we’s gonna strike a match, blast Wonder Woman out a cannon, and lay a 1:2 punch t blondyn’s kidney til the cat make a cameo!
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-ringmaster chucks megaphone, pulls half-smoked cigar out his back pocket, leopard bikini woman passes by, lights it.
-ringmaster—
“blast his gumption, i tells ya— an’ for what’s that cat so set on respectability, anyhow, huh?
would ya talk to him darla? try again—think he’s having a bad hair day, that’s all… weather gets him.
