Saturday, June 6, 2015
6 6 2015 - INTERMISSION - FREAKSHOW
“I’m just a musical prostitute, my dear.”
– Freddie Mercury
ringmaster w/ megaphone cone—
dames & banshees!
salamanders & dandies!
gather ‘round one 'n all ye!
the world renown’d
and the monkey rent’d a $5.00 tux for the occasion!
we'z got oddballs!
lab experiments gone dastardly!
and all that’s matter-factually beside
The Main Attraction!
THE STRONGEST MAN ON EARTH
who against the odds 'n fickle haphaz'rds—
will brazenly attempt to lift
over his head
with one arm alone,
all while wearing a banana-yellow leotard 'n matchin’ ballet slippers!
i tells ya, folks—
if the maniac pull this rabbit out the hat
we’s gonna strike a match,
blast Wonder Woman out a cannon,
and lay a 1:2 punch t blondyn’s kidney
til the cat make a cameo!
-ringmaster chucks megaphone,
pulls half-smoked cigar out his back pocket,
leopard bikini woman passes by, lights it.
“blast his gumption, i tells ya—
an’ for what’s that cat
so set on respectability, anyhow, huh?
would ya talk to him darla?
try again—think he’s having a bad hair day, that’s all…
weather gets him.
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June 6, 2015 at 10:47 AM
:) you basically had a good time :) take care.
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